Heartbreak Kid The Heartbreak Kid Director: Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly Cast: Ben Stiller, Michelle Monaghan, Malin Akerman Rated: R 115 minutes Please stop reading this review! This film is so appallingly horrific that even reading a review of it is a waste of time. OK, I know you can’t always trust what you read and there is something to […]
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3:10 to Yuma
3:10 to Yuma Director: James Mangold Cast: Christian Bale, Russell Crowe, Logan Lerman Rated: R 117 minutes This version of 3:10 to Yuma is taken from the Elmore Leonard novel which was first made into a feature film in 1957. It’s your standard; rancher hard on his luck, trying to do the right thing for himself and his […]
Resident Evil – Extinction
Resident Evil – Extinction Director: Russell Mulcahy Starring: Milla Jovovich, Oded Fehr, Ali Larter, Iain Glen Rated: 18A Length: 97min Based on a video game. Woo-oo Woo-oo. Those words are a big ol’ red flag and rightfully so. While scantly few books have been able to turn into good movies, no video games can boast a successful leap […]
Stardust
Stardust Director: Matthew Vaughn Starring: Charlie Cox, Michelle Pfeiffer, Kate Magowan, Robert Di Niro Rated: PG Length: 128min I’m a sucker for the fairytale. Of course not the watered down Disney tripe that we’re so often exposed to. But the good old fairytales where lessons are learned, more often than not, through violent deaths. So it was with […]
Eastern Promises
Eastern Promises Director: David Cronenberg Starring: Viggo Mortensen, Vincent Cassel, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl Rated: R Length: 96min In a sea of movie going uncertainty it’s so nice to have David Cronenberg. Without fail when you see his movies you’re left knowing without a doubt that you didn’t just see another Hollywood popcorn flick. He’s always had a […]