Ahh, Bob & Ted. Those lovable alcoholic bears are at it again!
Bob & Ted
Ted Lost Jesus!
Poor Ted,In Jesus he’s lost a savior, a friend, and more importantly, a man with unlimited access to wine.But now you can help. Take a moment won’t you, and help Ted find Jesus.
Do people still even watch TV?
Don’t get us wrong, The drug of the nation isn’t without it’s high points. (The Tick, Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, and any Ken Finkleman Production) But for the most part the ignorance and radiation leave much to be desired. Those people who figure out numbers for everything have figured the average person spends 4-5 […]
Local Bear admits, “I’m the Bastard.”
It’s late, you’ve tossed back one, two, or maybe twelve. Who can keep track. All you know is you really have to light a smoke, welding torch, brush fire, what have you. But for the life of you, you can’t find that godamn lighter. Oh it was me all right. Don’t be so shocked, I […]
Stick em’ if ya got em’
Bob & Ted’s hobbies are as eclectic as they come. From collecting left shoes to yelling at people on scooters. Perhaps highest on their hobby list is jumping on and off bandwagons. Well, in this corner of the world the Olympic bandwagon is getting pretty full. With the bid announcement to come in a scant […]





