Kung Fu Panda Director: Mark Osborne, John Stevenson Cast: Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Ian McShane Rated: PG 88 minutes Oh great. Another freaking celebrity voiced animal movie from Pixar. Dear god let it sto… Hang on, what’s this? They finally got it right? Those who have had it up to here with crappy animated animal movies have nothing […]
Movie Reviews
Sex And The City
Sex And The City Director: Michael Patrick King Cast: Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Cynthia Nixon Rated: 18 143 minutes This is one of those movies that really don’t need to be reviewed. I could either say it was great or horrible or passable and it doesn’t matter because if you’re one of the millions who […]
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull Director: Steven Spielberg Cast: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Shia LaBeouf Rated: PG-13 123 minutes Reviving legendary film franchises is not an easy thing. As we learned from the gag inducing monstrosity that was Star Wars 4. But with dump trucks of cash to be made from bringing back classics […]
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Director: Andrew Adamson Cast: Ben Barnes, Georgie Henley, Peter Dinklage Rated: PG 144 minutes The Chronicles of Narnia have deep pockets. Deep enough to successfully create a wonderful looking fantasy land with marvelous creatures. Sadly, the films can only be as good as its source material and obviously that is a lot […]
Speed Racer
Speed Racer Director: Andy and Larry Wachowski Cast: Emile Hirsch, Christina Ricci, John Goodman Rated: PG 135 minutes Visual seizure. That is it, that is all the description you need for this film, please move on… What? I have to elaborate? Well, if I must add another two words they would be ‘twitchingly long’. Being a member of […]