Ask an Expert (01.11.02)
The general public is comprised of 100% complete idiots.
I should know, I'm one of them.
As a member of the general public I've had many an opportunity
to view our unadulterated stupidity first hand. Or I should say, working
in the service industry you quickly realize the uncharted depths of ignorance
that permeate the world. I couldn't begin to tell you the number of Americans
who think Neil Young Day is a national holiday.
Granted, in many cases this isn't the fault of anyone
in particular. If anything it's just a byproduct of living so few years
in a world with so much information (there are over 200 web sites on tea
cozy's alone). Let's face it, life is too short to know all the ins and
outs of underwater welding if you're a line cook. Similarly a peanuckle
champion in Kamchatka will most likely find it difficult to tell you how
to organize Squamish days logger sports. There is simply too much information
out there to master it all. So to get through life, most have settled
with knowing enough to get by. The only way we, as humans, even got this
far is by finding an area of expertise and stick with it.
This fundamental truth is why people, who say referendums
work, are lying to your face.
I'm sorry, but of the people who voted in our most recent
referendum question, how many of us are city planners? I'm not an Economic
Development officer, I'm not a Mayor, and I'm not even a Town Councilor.
So why the heck are you asking me if I want to drastically change the
face of downtown? If I'm not mistaken, isn't that why we have an economic
development officer? Oh yeah, how soon we forget. Do I ask you if I should
remodel my house? No, because that is my area of expertise. Even if I
do ask, I know enough about the topic to ask the question in such a way
that would guarantee the response I want.
But the "do you hate downtown" vote is over
and done with. Now, lurking on the horizon is Gordon Campbell's 9 million
dollar "do you hate Injuns" referendum.
Putting in a Wall-Mart is one thing. However, Native treaty negotiations?
Are you kidding me?
First he fires more than half the province pushing EI
to its limit. Now he expects these people, fighting to live on six dollars
an hour, to research and vote on native issues. Since being elected, Gordon
Campbell has acted in ways solidifying my feeling that he bases human
potential on dollar figures alone. His reckless cuts have personally affected
me both financially and physically, but now that he's asking the entire
province to hate Native people, he is simply pushing humanity too far.
On the other hand, maybe he has a point. Maybe
that 9 million should be taken from our lucrative health care and put
into a needlessly divisive, potentially inflammatory exercise in cotton-mouthed
bullying.
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