What we believe…

We at Cynical Sunshine believe many things.

We believe in fractured fairy tales.

We believe in the right to bear toques and beer cozies but never arms.

We also believe in the power of the word
and powerlessness of spell checkers.

Most off, we believe that if you give the public what they want, they get bored and walk away.

Give them something flawed and they can bitch for hours on end.

So to those who don't believe, I ask you…

Wanna go for a ride?

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Box 5210 Squamish, BC,
Canada V0N 3G0

Cynical Sunshine uses the real names of public figures for the purposes of satire. It's true you know. If you look closely, there is satire afoot on almost every page. The content of this web-site-graphics, text and other elements-is © Copyright 2001 by Cynical Sunshine and Circa Now Solutions, and may not be reprinted or retransmitted in whole or in part without the expressed written consent of the publisher.
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