Do people still even watch TV?
Don't get us wrong, The drug of the nation isn't
without it's high points. (The Tick, Simpsons, Kids in the Hall,
and any Ken Finkleman Production) But for the most part the ignorance
and radiation leave much to be desired.
Those people who figure out numbers for everything
have figured the average person spends 4-5 hours a day watching
TV. That's simply unproductive. If you're looking to unwind, take
a lesson from Bob and Ted. Simply grab a couple cold ones, sit back
and forget your worries with a delicious Jane Fonda.
Why watch mind numbing TV when all you need is
knee high boots, heaving breasts combined with, and I quote:
"The space age adventures whose sex-ploits
are among the most bizarre ever seen."
That's right, TV sucks, what you need is Barbarella!