Let the Social Experiment Begin (12.31.04)
December 19, 2004: Here I am trying to write my column but
the only thing on my mind I simply don't want to talk about. You see I'm
about to join a club. It's by no means a secret club seeing as how it
boasts the largest membership in the world and some argue that it started
right at the beginning of time. No, my hesitance isn't out of secrecy
but rather nervous anticipation. You see I've met with countless club
members and everyone agrees that nothing stays the same once you join.
So here I am, cell phone at my side just waiting for
my beautifull wife's call to say we're about to be new parents.
The days past the due date are easily the most nerve
melting nail biters as you sit on the brink of the biggest life changer
for what seems like forever. It's worse knowing how incredibly lucky we
are to even come this far after trying hard enough to realize the depressingly
large industry devoted to helping people have kids.
December 21, 2004 12:01am: I'm a dad. And let me just
say that this club's initiation ritual makes university hazing look like
a joke. After what will go down as our longest day ever we get a daughter
on the first minute of the shortest day of the year. Born year of the
Monkey, on Winter solstice, and sharing her birthday with Samuel L Jackson,
Jane Fonda, and Joseph Stalin - it's my honour to introduce Sarah Mojo
Raiser to list of kick ass girls born and raised in Squamish. I know what
you're thinking, Sarah? Well we were that close to calling her Terra until
we hooked it up with our last name.
On the topic of kick ass there must be serious praise
bestowed on the staff of our hospital. Dr. Bohn, the receptionists, nurses,
doctors, surgeons, and so forth. Each and every one of them are an asset
to the health care profession and we're lucky to have such good people
working here.
As for the new kid, well there are moments in your life
where everything changes and you know you just can't explain it to anyone
who hasn't been there. Your first bike ride in the alpine. Your first
bottomless powder turns on a bluebird day. Or the first time you fall
asleep on the couch with your baby on your chest.
Yes, it's undeniable my perspective has definitely changed.
For one I feel older. Not in a bad way but it's a definite mortality mirror
when you realize you're now on the other side of the parental equation.
That said I whole heartedly assure you this space will not become a "guess-what-my-kid-did-this-week"
column. On the contrary it appears that I now have yet another reason
to care very deeply about what happens to this town. After all, when Sarah
grows up I want her to have as much pride as her old man when she says
"Fuck you, I'm from Squamish". (Editors note: I did not make that sticker!!)
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