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Pick Your Poison and Pedal
(09.09.05)


Sometimes you just can’t stop the best. Case in point, Lance Armstrong. Here’s a guy, who gets cancer and goes on to dominate the toughest road race in the world. Of course there’s the jealous tallest poppy crew trying to water down his successes, but conspiracy theories aside, you can’t help but admire Lance’s awe inspiring moxie. Not only is he the first to win the Tour du France seven times, but he was also the first to have his name emblazoned upon what has become the fundraising fashion of the 00’s. A simple yet fantastic idea of a yellow rubber armband with a small slogan and proceeds going to charity.

Unfortunately, it didn’t take long for the armband to suffer the same fate as the 90’s ribbon with countless copy cat colors watering down the message pool. Proving once again that it’s not easy keeping a fundraiser idea fresh. That is, anywhere else but here, as fundraising ideas are just another area that Squamish tends to kick ass in. In fact, one of the craziest events is celebrating it’s 5th anniversary this weekend: the GK Ripper AKA "Puke or bleed". Here is an event that really hits the nail on the head of what Squamish is all about. It’s tough, there’s something for everyone, and it’s all about helping someone in need.

Brilliantly conceived, the GK Ripper is a mountain bike event that has in fact evolved into an official foundation providing financial assistance for individuals in our community who have been seriously injured. How cool is that.

The true brilliance of the event however, is the bringing together two remarkable yet different biking disciplines. At the start you have those riders who enjoy the burning pain of a grueling climb up a mountain. Then at the top the torch is passed to those preferring the heart-in-the-throat freefall down the mountains endless supply of roots and rock. The unique nature of this event has brought out some all-star talent which always makes for a fantastic viewing.

But the race itself is just part of the delicious GK Ripper pie. There are in fact not one, but three ways to have a good time. The best and worst of which would have to be the pre-party on Saturday night. This extravaganza pre-evening is traditionally as extremely fun as it is dangerous. It’s easy to get caught up in the community spirits and before you know it you’re living the event’s nickname even before it even starts. This year’s shenanigans appear to be just as nutty with live entertainment as well as a bachelor / bachelorette auction. Then for those left standing on Sunday there’s the silent auction / after party. So if you’re around this Sunday come ride, come watch, come celebrate and donate. As well, it must be noted that if you can’t make it out for whatever reason, donations can also be made at the sparkling new Tantalus Bike Sop beside the Movie Theatre. Ripper it up.


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